Tuesday, July 15, 2003

More information than you wanted...

What is your sexual preference? Bisexual, but happily married to a boy who holds the other half of my soul, so you tell me where I land in that regard. What is your status? Married. See above. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? If by sexual partners we mean people I've had penetrative sex with, just one. If we expand the definition it gets complicated. At what age did you lose your virginity? 22. Where did you lose your virginity? In the hotel room, downtown Fort Wayne. How would you best describe your first sexual experience? As far as intercourse? Well...two virgins, two bottles of champagne, and performance anxiety makes for a pretty rough night. It was something to giggle about, once we got things figured out the next night. Any sexual experience? I remember being given explicit instructions on how to kiss, and taunted about my inexperience. The rest of it's kind of a blur. A six-month blur. Have you ever masturbated? Yes. At what age did you first masturbate? Ten or twelve? I don't know, exactly, I don't really ever remember not masturbating. How often do you masturbate? Depends on a lot of factors, including how much stress I'm under, whether I'm studying, and how much I'm getting laid. Somewhere between once a month and five times a day. Have you had an orgasm? Yis. At what age did you have your first orgasm? As in real, genuine, non-faked, completely-natural orgasm? Oh, hell. Seventeen or eighteen? Do you always masturbate to orgasm? No. Sometimes I just do it for the hell of it. Have you experienced multiple orgasms? Yes. Would rather go for separate singles, actually. What's your favorite way to orgasm? That's a toss-up between Angel's tongue and a good pulsating-stream handheld shower head. I'll go for the tongue, nine times out of ten. Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive? Depends on my mood. Usually somewhere in between. Do you prefer circumcised or un-circumcised? I've only ever had one kind, so no opinion besides the aesthetic here. Do you use porn to get aroused? Sometimes. Usually I'm already horny when I watch it. How do you get someone else aroused? Ears and throats and backrubs with a purpose. Where are you most erogenous? Skin. Definitely skin. Failing that, the back of my neck, and a few other spots I'm not telling on. What is the kinkiest thing you have done? Gah. Uhm. Gave a blowjob on the steps of a mausoleum in broad daylight, once. I think it might've been the same one I made out with a different boy on top of at night, but I can't be sure. They all start to look the same (mausoleums, not boys). For a while I was giving blowjobs just about anywhere I could get away with it. Still am. Anything girl-on-girl I've done has been rather boringly straightforward, so I suppose that doesn't count. I used to play with whips, but have since lost both my touch and my whips. What is your favorite sexual position? Me on top. Or doggy-style, depends on my mood. Where do you usually have sex? Bed. Although the couch is nice. When do you usually have sex now? Evenings. Hell, it's the only time we see eachother conscious, although I've been known to send Angel off to work with a blowjob. How often do you have sex now? Varies. 2-5 times a week, I'd guess. Do you usually orgasm during sex? Yep. Somewhere in the process. Does your partner usually orgasm during sex? Yep. How do you usually keep your pubic hair? Missing. How do you like your partner to keep their pubic hair? Male: Natural. Female: Shaved. Do you usually have music on during sex? Not unless we have company. Have you had anal sex? Nope. Still considering the prospect. Do you like to get tied up? Yis. What is one fantasy you would play out? Okay, that's my little secret. You'll have to ask personally for me to think of one. :P What is your preferred method of birth control? Pill. Do you use lubricant? Nyet. Never had to. Do you use sex toys? When the mood strikes. What are your biggest turn-ons? Um...depends on my mood, really. Women: Probably schoolgirl outfits or anything that's short and screams "I'm pretending to be jailbait". Men: Angel's patented "on the floor now" look. Absolutely. Oh, and being taken advantage of. Oh, and giving blowjobs. :P What are your biggest turn-offs? Breathing someone else's air (I know it sounds weird). Bypassing foreplay. Funny smells.

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