A random collection of links.

Nicole is the #68 most common female name.
0.281% of females in the US are named Nicole.
Around 358275 US females are named Nicole!
source namestatistics.com

Suzanne is the #153 most common female name.
0.145% of females in the US are named Suzanne.
Around 184875 US females are named Suzanne!
source namestatistics.com

Keim is the #5817 most common last name.
0.002% of last names in the US are Keim.
Around 5000 US last names are Keim!
source namestatistics.com

Boersma is the #25784 most common last name.
0.0005% of last names in the US are Boersma.
Around 1250 US last names are Boersma!
source namestatistics.com

Well, at least something about me is less than common :P
You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
brought to you by Quizilla Chosen from the alternatives, I like it. Although the pictures have nothing to do with the quotes, they're just much yummy swishiness. The shortest divorce court yet... And the newest personality test: I'm an apparently intelligent, liberal, disgustingly generous, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey Just for : The Bush captionator :)

My crappy little elf name is Juniper Horsebeard.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

And the best part was the text: Can you feel it? You seem smaller ... faster ... pointier ... elfier. You too can ride horses in fictitious English countryside settings while spouting utterly wooden, pretentious lines, wishing you were back at home smoking a bowl instead of questing with two hairy toadpeople who clearly wish they were smoking eachother.

My Iraqi Leadership Name is al-Mashhadani Fulayyih.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

That's the short and powerful one. I like it.
Which Famous Homosexual are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey Leonardo. Yum.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Wankmaster Lobos.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

And I think that's enough, right there... Have done little today. Went to Curves. Got my name changed with Suncoast. Cleaned the stove and the kitchen table. Must meet Iwona around 9ish tomorrow, so I suppose staying up late is probably not the best idea. Maybe, once I'm out and about, I'll get to Curves again tomorrow. Making plans with people, hoping they all come together. Dieu merci.