Currently taking suggestions:

[00:04] Vessa: Then how should I end it? I'm running out of ideas. I get flashes of parts -in- the play, but I can't figure out how to work the killings. I know Mercutio is going to get kicked out for fighting.. [00:04] Whisper: Work with you on it later? I'm being ordered to bed. [00:05] Vessa: Blah. But I'm feeling creative at the moment. Where's your ability to pussywhip? Tell him to wait a few minutes. [00:06] Whisper: ...wow. [00:09] Whisper: Okay, now I'm just...completely blank. [00:10] Vessa: But.. but.. [00:10] Vessa: -Completely-? What about.. how I could work Tybalt/Female Romeo's tiff... Tybalt's death, female Romeo's banishment.. [00:10] Whisper: Get creative about the parts you have nailed down. Draw a character map and give your people names, etc. Sketch out the parallels in the plot. [00:11] Vessa: Eh, that would take forever. [00:11] Whisper: Yeah, but it'll give you structure to work from. [00:11] Vessa: I think you just want to go to bed. [00:11] Whisper: I'm getting glared at. [00:12] Vessa: Man, maybe you northern girls just suck at the art of pussywhipping. [00:12] Whisper: I'm more interested in maintaining harmony. I got to stay up an extra hour last night. [00:12] Vessa: Harmony schmarmony. Show that boy who -really- wears the manpants! [00:13] Vessa: Eh. I gotta go. My mom's getting mad. [00:13] Whisper: Night. [00:15] Vessa: Consider yourself lucky. I was about to bring out the Big Book O' Lessons On PussyWhippage. ...Okay, all.... Have I just been insulted, or have I just been insulted? Too bad I'm too busy worrying about antiseizure medications to really care...