People say the darndest things...

Ryken, to the Tv: "It's a rock! You found a rock that looks vaguely like a pointy sharp thing!" Almost as funny as when I came home yesterday with curtain rods. He peeks out, half-awake, and his eyes git big as saucers. Ducking down below the back of the couch, he pulls the blankets over his head and whimpers. "No hit with stick! No hit with stick!" McBride, talking about Fragile X syndrome, a triple-repeat mutation of the chromosome: "And now for triple-X..." He facepalms. In front of the whole class. "The porno lecture..." I can't remember what Smith said today that had us in stitches for like ten minutes...