Random gaming quotes: Vampire

GM: So you were taking your sister aside and teaching her about being a vampire... Matt: Teaching her? I'm tying her to the roof. Jeff: I need sustenance. Come, polish my helmet - chomp. Matt: Two Agg for a dead end? Me: What? Somebody put up a holy water fog machine? Jeff: If you lick the wound, he won't bleed to death. Lily: Yes, but then I'd have to get my dress all bloody. Me: So do you spit or swallow when you diablerize? ....And one extra. [Public] Frellin' Comcast...did they eat the Internet? [Public] Mortis can get sites.... [Public] Chavaleh ate it, "Sorry.. it smelled really good." For some reason, I just laughed my ass off at that one.