Thursday, January 02, 2003

Snow.

IAmABengalKitten
What color of kitten would you be?

brought to you by Quizilla I am a Fun loving Tabby kitten I'm apparently an ugly fun-loving tabby kitten. Wow, Picc. And I think I'm a BoyKitten too.
What's Your Bedroom Personality? (For Her)

brought to you by Quizilla Damsels are hard to find in a modern world with screwy ideals! You're probably a romantic and you might even have a broken heart because, SURPRISE! The world isn't a fairy tale. I'm not saying you should change because that would be awful. Stick to your guns, be patient, and wait for that godamned prince-metaphor to come because, damnit, you deserve royalty and not some second-rate wannabe. Was there really a need to swear that much to a Princess? Seems a bit oxymoronic.
What Orlando Bloom are You?

brought to you by Quizilla I second Piccolo - he just doesn't look right without the long blonde hair. Ah%2C%20Tough%20Legolas
What Lord of the Rings Male and Mood Do You Desire?

brought to you by Quizilla Oh, yes. Oh, most definitely yes. Looking over the results, my other choices were Aragorn/Kingly (still not King!), Aragorn/Moody, Boromir/Morose, Boromir/Tempted, and Legolas/Prissy. Prissy, indeed. I like my elves down and deadly. *considers going back to some more creative writing *
Went to get lunch today. Roads were clear. Snow was just beginning to come down in lovely huge flakes. Came back from getting lunch, barely able to see the road, barely able to brake. There's a half-inch on the sidewalks and more coming down. Fort Wayne police, says the Man on the Radio, are dealing with 40+ accidents. Saw a fenderbender on the way back - didn't look too hard, was too busy dealing with not going above 30 miles an hour - not going above 25, actually - and being tailgated by a van. A lecture: If there is snow falling very hard, do not tailgate. If there is so much snow that you Cannot See the Lines on the Road, do not tailgate. Particularly when you are in a Very Large Vehicle. Your inertia is equally large, and you stand the risk of turning a minor fender-bender into a Major Accident if the Smaller Car in front of you has to stop suddenly. Note that the Smaller Car in front of you is going under the speed limit because it's Snowing Out and the road is Very Slick and Hard To See. This should be your cue, as well, to Slow Down and Stop Tailgating before you Kill Somebody. Damn. I hate stupid people.

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